AND YET ANOTHER SILLY AWARDS SHOW COMES AND GOES…

 

 

With the appearance of ‘BJ’ Clinton at this year’s Golden Globes, it has once again been made crystal clear just how phony all of these ridiculous award shows really are. This time around we had that leftist nut, Steven Spielberg, actually go so far as to arrange for the appearance of 'Slick Willie' to hawk his movie," Lincoln," at last night’s silly awards show. Supposedly, the appearance of the ex-president to introduce Stevie's work of pure fiction about Abraham Lincoln was the equivalent of state secret. "We had this on lockdown," said DreamWorks co-chair/CEO Stacey Snider, one of the people who helped organize ‘BJ’s’ appearance. Only about a handful of people at the Globes knew der 'Slickmeister' was coming. In fact, to keep things under wraps, Hollywood Foreign Press Association (HFPA) members who did know about the ‘surprise’ were actually told to lie. They were actually told to make stuff up and if asked to say that the special presenter was Prince Albert of Monaco. Really?

 

 

Some of those who comprise the supposed HFPA hierarchy heard there would be a special guest during the first hour but didn’t know who it was. Certainly Golden Globes attendees dropping off their cars before the ceremony must have noticed that security was a little tighter than usual with assault rifles visible on authorities. After all, whenever you have a serial rapist in the building, such precautions become necessary. And oddly enough, but something that shouldn't surprise anyone considering of the caliber of folks present there in the audience, it was 'Slick Willie' who received the first standing ovation of the night when he came onstage. Stacey Snider, besides being one to assisted in getting 'Slick' to show up, was also one of those in attendance who said that "her heart was pounding" during his intro of a clip. "BJ" called Lincoln a "brilliant film" in his remarks, and he also 'joked' about some of the harsh realities of politics that Lincoln reveals in the Civil War era President’s desire to see slavery outlawed.

 

 

"Winning it required the President to make a lot of unsavory deals that had nothing to do with the big issue — I wouldn’t know anything about that," old 'Slick' said to big laughs. Which again, should come as no surprise. I mean let's face it, what we had here, last night, was essentially a room filled with all manner of bizarre characters who together, I think it fair to say, probably account for a very significant percentage of all the perverts, drug addicts and psychos that we have in the entire country. And the combined IQ of this odd assortment of fruits, nuts and flakes, I’m quite sure, rests quite comfortably somewhere in single digits. Which would help to explain the rather exuberant response that was brought about by the appearance of der 'Slickmeister.' Let's face it, before our present occupier of the White House came along, old 'Slick Willie' was easily considered to be the most dishonest politician to have ever crossed the threshold of the Oval Office. I am curious, though, about how much it was that der 'Slickmeister' charged for showing up and for plugging the film.



***FLASH*** RAPIST GETS STANDING OVATION AT HOLLYWOOD AWARDS CEREMONY!!!!

WELL DRESS ME UP AND CALL ME SALLY...

I gotta tell ya this is definitely something that I never saw coming, nor would I have ever thought that it would have even been possible. But, as they say truth is stranger than fiction, and so it is then that we have a rapist who has now been named as being "Father of the Year." So even though we're less than two weeks into 2013, the National Father's Day Council has already bestowed the title of 2013 Father of the Year upon none other than ex-president, and well-known serial rapist, 'Slick Willie' Clinton. Imagine that! Admittedly the award does seem to be a bit of a head scratcher because the Chappaqua resident's only 'known' child, Chelsea, is a married 32-year-old woman who hasn't lived at home since she moved away to college in 1997. Which would have been just a few months before most Americans first heard the name Monica Lewinsky. You remember her right? And how about "BJ's" other 'victims, Juanita Broaddrick, Jennifer Flowers and Paula Jones to name just a few others.

Still, I suppose, even those with grown children can be considered as being doting dads. However in Clinton's case he's probably doing nothing more that to use his daughter, Chelsea, as a means of trolling for likely candidates who might be willing to take part in some his rather perverted, how shall I say, preferences. After all, how many can say that they've gotten on their knees in front of an ex-president? Anyway 'Slick' did call the walking of Chelsea down the aisle during her wedding in Rhinebeck as being the "most important job" he has ever had, although that job was back in 2010. During his years in office, 'Slick' also had two four-legged babies: There was Socks the cat, who was given away to a staff member and then later euthanized, and Buddy the dog, who died after being hit by a car in 2002. However, knowing the rather lewd escapades of the ex-president as we all do, the poor dog probably just couldn't take the embarrassment any longer of being Clinton's dog and simply committed suicide.

In a 2001 interview on the cable news network named after him, the Clinton News Network (CNN), the 'Slickmeister' admitted he had a hard time raising the pets. "I did better with the Palestinians and the Israelis than I have done with Socks and Buddy," is what he told CNN. The awarding council, a not-for-profit group that first gave the award out to Douglas MacArthur in 1942, states on its (super official-sounding) website momanddadday.com that the award is given to "contemporary lifestyle leaders" who have shown dedication to family, charity and civility. Charity and civility, they're joking, right? "With the profound generosity, leadership and tireless dedication to both his public office and many philanthropic organizations, President Clinton exemplifies the attributes that we celebrate through the Father of the Year award," Dan Orwig, chairman of the National Father's Day Committee, said in a release. Come on, they can't really be serious, can they? Really?

In announcing 'Slick' as being the recipient of the 2013 award, Dan Orwig, chairman of the National Father's Day Committee, put it like this, "With the profound generosity, leadership and tireless dedication to both his public office and many philanthropic organizations, President Clinton exemplifies the attributes that we celebrate through the Father of the Year award." Supposedly the ex-president is being honored for his work through the William J. Clinton Foundation "to improve global health, promote healthier childhoods and protect the environment" and for bringing "global leaders together to work on the most pressing issues," at least according to the committee's statement. Well gee, that kind of puts everyone who hasn't got their own 'Foundation' or a couple hundred million bucks at a pretty severe disadvantage, don't you think? And realistically speaking, what has 'Slick' or his silly 'Foundation' really accomplished other than to make him rich?

But quite honestly, when looking back at who this organization as picked as being past "Father of the Year" recipients this list is a rather strange one, and one that includes many that I'm sure old 'Slick' will be quite comfortable in amongst. The list includes New York City Mayor Michael "Mr. Mom" Bloomberg, New York Governors Andrew 'Anti-Gun Nut' Cuomo, and his rabid progressive dad, Mario. Also included on this rather bizarre list is Bing Crosby, whose eldest son wrote a tell-all book chronicling his father's physical and mental abuse. Being what I consider a pretty good dad, what we have here is a list that if I were ever be selected to be added to, I would, and very politely, decline. I just wouldn't feel comfortable even being mentioned as being a member of this rather unique cadre of very sleazy characters. But I don't think I'll ever have to worry about that, because judging by the other recipients, there's no way that I possess the 'qualities' that this group seems to be looking for. Whew!