I’ve never really understood why it is that so many
people seem to be of the opinion that Jonny Leibowitz, aka Jon Stewart formerly
of the Daily Show, is such a smart guy.
I mean really, give anyone the army of so-called “comedy” writers that
was behind this boob, and it’s likely anyone would be able to sound funny and
maybe even a little smart. However, when
left to his own devices old Jon sounds neither all the bright nor particularly
funny. He just sounds stupid!
But be that as it may it was this past Tuesday that
Leibowitz was up to his old sophomoric tricks when he blasted Republican
presidential candidates Donald Trump and Ben Carson during a fundraiser in New
York for, of all things, veterans.
Funny, usually it’s those of his political persuasion who couldn’t care
less about the plight of our veterans.
Kinda makes me wonder where the money might really be going. Perhaps some rehab palace for Hollywood
drugees?
So it was that Leibowitz was a featured ‘performer’
at something called the “Stand Up for Heroes” benefit at the Theater at Madison
Square Garden along with fellow morons Seth Meyers, Ray Romano and ‘singer’
Bruce Springsteen. What a cadre of
leftwing nutjobs. Supposedly they had gathered
to raise funds for wounded service members and their families. And why is it that every time Springsteen
‘sings’, he looks like he’s taking a wickedly huge dump?
Leibowitz wasted little time in picking up right
where he left off when he taped his final Daily Show appearance earlier this
summer. He said, “Are we really doing
this Donald Trump thing? We’re really doing that as a country?” He added, “He’s f***ed.” And said. “I like to put my name in giant
letters on everything I own as much as the next guy, but the only other people
that do that are like 8-year-olds going to camp.” Man, is this guy clever or what?
It was then he broke into his best Trump impression:
“‘Where did I put that building? Oh, there it is, Trump. Boom. Where’s my f***ing
helicopter? Boom, Trump…. Where’s my wife? Boom, Trump, nice.” He said, “People are like, ‘I like Trump; he
says what he thinks.’ What he thinks is stupid.” And he added, “That’s like if your friend is
like, ‘I would like to f*** your mom.’ Why would you say that?… I don’t give a
shit if you’re politically correct, just be correct, correct.”
And then, of course, it was next that Leibowitz
turned his sights on Dr. Carson, calling him “the greatest juxtaposition
between volume of voice and craziness of sh** he says.” He said, “He says the softest spoken crazy
shit I’ve ever heard.” And he went on to
say, “You watch him in the debates – ‘All I said was Obamacare is like slavery…
When I was young I nearly killed a nun with a… hammer.'” Man, is that funny or what? No, not
really. More high school-like humor than
anything else.
And then when it was finally time for Leibowitz to
exist stage left, Springsteen returned with guitar in hand to put on yet
another demonstration by one who should have long ago realized that any further
attempts at singing would be nothing more than a complete waste of time. But like most of his ilk, they never really
seem to grasp when it’s time to quit as they have become so addicted to the
limelight. And these days Bruce can carry
a tune with a wheelbarrow.
You know, as a veteran myself I view any money
raised by the likes of these pathetic scumbags as being pretty severely
tainted, and as such I would want nothing to do with it. Because I know that the only reason any of them
even took part in this effort to raise money, was not because of any feeling of
respect they might possess for any of those who have served. It was only because it provided them with an
opportunity to demonstrate just how pathetic they really are.
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