Friday, April 19, 2024

CNN…FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY…


So what is a cable ‘news’ network to do when it’s been judged by millions to have the least credibility of any of today’s cable ‘news’ to regain at least some level of trust? Well, apparently it was the geniuses there at CNN who thought it would be an excellent idea to use as their legal ‘expert’ the very same guy who, for whatever reason, decided to choke the old chicken during a zoom meeting and give himself a little self-pleasure. I mean, in the first place, who does something like that, and secondly who is it that can get beyond the image that such behavior conjures up every time this guy shows up. No decent person would believe one word he says.

But be that as it may, it was CNN, in their infinite wisdom, who recently dragged out their former legal analyst, that well known pervert Jeffrey Toobin to provide his legal opinion to those few who may have bothered to tune in to hear it. You see, it was during Wednesday’s broadcast of “Anderson Cooper 360” that old ‘Tube-In’ attempted to make the argument that President Trump had somehow violated a gag order when he quoted Fox News host Jesse Watters on Truth Social posting, “They are catching undercover Liberal Activists lying to the Judge in order to get on the Trump Jury.” Cooper asked, “Is that permissible given the gag order on Trump?"

Tube-In said, “I don’t think so. I think it’s false, but more importantly, it’s clearly I think, an attempt to intimidate jurors and it is clearly barred by the gag order in this case. I mean, Donald Trump doesn’t seem to realize he is now a criminal defendant, and criminal defendants have different and lesser rights than ordinary citizens. They are not allowed to interfere in the trial process – especially when there is a gag order that specifically addresses attempts to intimidate jurors. I mean, it is just not permissible.”  He added, “Judges take the jury and the integrity of the jury as almost sacrosanct.” But seriously folks, who really cares about this guy’s opinion?

Anyway, he went on to say, “The idea that he is intimating the jury is something that I think Merchan is going to be very concerned about.” Cooper said, “What are his options, though?” Tube-In said, “If Trump continues to violate the court’s order, it is well within Judge Merchan’s ability and his power to order him locked up for contempt. I don’t think he’s there yet, and dollar sanctions will certainly be the first sanction but you know, if Trump continues to violate these rules and we are very early in this process it could happen.” I get a chuckle every time I hear his name. The guy is a walking joke. And yet there he is, like nothing ever happened. Amazing.

I very much doubt it was anyone but the most hardcore NeverTrumper who was actually listening to Tube-In’s rather skewed opinion. And even they were likely wondering if he had his pants on and hoping he didn’t touch the table in front of him. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that the studio has a cleaning crew standing by to wipe everything down once this guy leaves. You have to wonder how he stayed employed in the business. They couldn’t find another schmo that doesn’t get the urge in the middle of a Zoom call. How was that not treated as a sexual harassment case as he is staring at some co-worker during a Zoom meeting while choking the chicken?

I find it rather difficult to fathom how this guy Tube-In, after being caught masturbating on Zoom and then publicly humiliated, is still on TV. This man has children who will have to live with his humiliation and shame for the rest of their lives. What a tragedy for these innocent children. What kind of person who is exposed publicly masturbating has neither shame nor apparent regret. CNN continues to offer Tube-In’s legal opinions as if there weren’t any number of credible legal scholars available. The dark side of all this is that Tube-In’s appearance was likely seen as a ratings benefit. CNN desperately needs any kind of ratings boost it can generate.

And when we get right down to the nitty gritty of it, perhaps CNN was blinded by their hatred of President Trump since there is nothing that makes authoritarian leftists angrier than conservatives defending themselves. Everybody knows the case is false. We all know that there is only one purpose for this case, and that is, of course, as an attempt to keep him off the campaign trail. We all know that both the prosecutor and judge are connected to the Democrat Party. What they fail to realize is that every day this circus continues more and more voters move to Trump’s side. And yet they persist because it’s all they have, they have no other options.

Let’s be honest here, shall we? In truth, it’s not President Trump who is on trial, it’s the American judicial system that’s on trial. And apparently, it’s those folks at CNN who view the non-crimes committed by President Trump as being far egregious than the fact that Tube-In exposed himself to unsuspecting coworkers. Tube-In is the last guy, and I do mean the very last guy, who should be trotted out by anyone and touted as being some sort of a legal expert. Once again those at CNN get orgasmic when it comes to spewing all manner of lies and propaganda. You have to wonder what it is that we might see next coming from this supposed cable ‘news’ network.

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