Barry "Almighty" has a little birthday gift for all you 4,130,665 kids who were born in 2009, the year that he first took office. But hold on there kids, before you get all excited about what your ‘gift’ from the president might be, I’m pretty it’s not be exactly what you might be expecting. Because what he’s giving to you comes in the form of a bill for $1,608,304, which will go to cover the amount the debt has risen since you all were born. What, you say, there’s no way that you can pay it? Oh well, not to worry, Barry will just continue to put it on your tab, for the rest of your life.
Now if the federal government were to continue accumulating net debt throughout the expected 78.5-year lifespan of a baby born in 2009 at the same average annual pace it has accumulated net debt during Barry’s first five years as president, the government would add more than $104 Trillion in net debt during the life expectancy of those babies. So far during Barry’s presidency, the federal government has borrowed a net total of $6,643,363,305,451.78. That works out to an average of approximately $1,328,672,661,090 per year, or $104,300,803,895,565 over 78.5 years.
The National Center for Health Statistics estimates that the life expectancy of a baby born in the United States in 2009 is 78.5 years. The $104,300,803,895,565 the federal government would borrow during the lifetimes of babies born in 2009—if the government were to continue to borrow at the annual pace of $1,328,672,661,090 it maintained in Barry’s first five years, would equal approximately $25,250,366 for each of those babies. At the close of business on Jan. 20, 2009, the total debt of the federal government was $10,626,877,048,913.08.
At the close of business on Jan. 16, 2014, the latest day reported, the total debt of the federal government was $17,270,240,354,364.86. The $6,643,363,305,451.78 that the federal debt has increased during Barry’s first five years equals approximately $1,608,304 for each of the 4,130,665 babies that were born in the United States in 2009. It also equals approximately $321,661 per year over the last five years for each of the babies born in 2009. And a little side note, forty-one percent of those babies born in 2009, or 1,693,658 of them--were born to unmarried mothers.
The $6,643,363,305,451.78 that the federal debt has increased during Barry’s first five years in officer also equals approximately $57,762 for every one of the 115,013,000 households that the Census Bureau now estimates there are here in the good old U. S. of A.. It also equals an average of about $11,552 per year per household. The $6,643,363,305,451.78 the federal debt has increased under Barry is more than all the debt the U.S. government accumulated under all presidents from George Washington through "BJ" Clinton. That’s just crazy!
So kids, you might want to bring that little fact up to your parents, and especially if they happen to be ones who thought it such a shit hot idea to vote for Barry. And if so, you might also want to ask them just what it was that they were thinking when the voted for Barry. Was it that they were sure that you’d be only too happy to cover the costs incurred by their lifetime of living off the government? And that you really wouldn’t mind never having any money as long as it meant that they would never have to work a day in their lives? Well kids, for your sake I hope they were right, because you’re nothing but screwed!
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